The President wants to start a new branch of our armed services to be called the Space Force. During his same speech he said he would not allow the United States to be an alien sanctuary. Perhaps he has seen the movie dealing with this problem. It is called “Men in Black.” Perhaps his Space Forces could wear the last suit they will ever wear.

Just because the President has a problem with brown people doesn’t mean all aliens are brown, too. We know most are gray and little with big heads. The (fictional?) movie says they have been living here for years and the administration has often said we have an alien problem because millions have been living among us.

Since we don’t have spaceships for these patrollers and patrolettes to fly up to build a wall over the US, I must assume they are going to find those aliens already here and intercept those coming. Perhaps they will be coming in a caravan so we can see them when they enter Pluto’s orbit.

I am hopeful Congress will agree with the new branch of the military and come up with an alien visa system which the space Force can use when they catch aliens. I think these aliens will be a help to our high tech economy since they had to be savvy to get here. Perhaps Elon Musk (Sounds Alien-ish) is an alien. He certainly doesn’t look like the rest of us and his name isn’t Earth-like. Perhaps this alien invasion has come to help us build a better America. Of course Trump could have just seen star ship troopers and thought of leading them against the aliens.