In spite of all the urging over the years to run for president, I have decided not to run. People have said since I know so much I should be President. During the last two years I have found intelligence and honesty is a hindrance to be the leader of the American people.

Any scientific knowledge stands in the way of forming the most idiotic policies imaginable. I am camera-shy and today one must feel the need to say something in front of the daily gaggle of reporters and cameras at the front gate.

I would bring in very politically neutral people to present ideas for me to consider instead of getting my policies from Fox And Friends each night. I would not tell an average of ten lies a day because I don’t have a clue and have a need to be the center of attention.

I think we need friends around the world and would not destroy the friendships and alliances we have developed for decades. I would hope my personality would never be as abrasive or abusive as some of today’s politicians. I would hope that I would follow the moral integrity and politeness of the last administration.

The majority of Americans have shown they favor people like me but unfortunately too many idiots live in a few states allowing them to control who is in the White House.