We have been told President Donald Trump will pardon two turkeys in the usual White House Ceremony. Presidents used to pardon one and eat the other but it was upped to both by a recent President.

            With less than sixty days left before being dragged out of the White House kicking and screaming, President Trump will use his pardoning powers to protect many of his advisors and henchmen who have remained loyal to him. AG Barr has kept the FBI from investigating and arresting them. Rudy Giuliani has been warned several times he is working with Russian agents and it’s illegal to do so. Of course the most important one, insiders have said, is income tax fraud and perjury. The question his lawyers are considering is whether he can pardon himself under a blanket pardon or if each crime must be specified. Of course the biggest question is can he pardon himself or must he resign so Vice President Pence can do it.

            Shortly, a whole flock of turkeys will be pardoned for being loyal. However, many of Trump’s federal crimes are also state crimes which he can’t be pardoned for by himself or Pence. Insiders say he can see state police at the White house gates on January 19, 2021.